Harbor Patrol Hustle

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Intro – Narrator Voice]
"Summer on the docks… crime on the water…
And the least qualified crew you could ever imagine."

[Hook – Funky Chant]
We on that Harbor Patrol hustle (uh!)
Rod in my hand, got the seashell muscle (yeah!)
Snap a selfie with the ocean flex (cheese!)
Supposed to find a killer, but we just playin’ deck (cards!)

Background Vocals:
(mock-serious whisper)
"We’re supposed to be catching a killer…"


Catching the bay harbor butcher!


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[Verse 1]
Woke up late, put my life vest on wrong
Captain spilled coffee on the intercom song
Boat drifting sideways, pelican on the wheel
Got the net in the water, but it’s just for the meal

Fishing pole bent — nope, that’s my shoe
Thought I saw the suspect, but it’s a manatee crew
Sunburn on my knees, sunscreen in my eye
Tried to call HQ, but I butt-dialed “Goodbye”

Background Vocals:
"We’re supposed to be catching a killer…"
(over bass)


Catching the bay harbor butcher!


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[Hook – Repeat]
We on that Harbor Patrol hustle (uh!)
Rod in my hand, got the seashell muscle (yeah!)
Snap a selfie with the ocean flex (cheese!)
Supposed to find a killer, but we just playin’ deck (cards!)


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[Verse 2]
Playing Go Fish with the evidence bag
Eating tuna salad while the crime scene lags
Dock worker yelling, “Hey, that’s my bait!”
Meanwhile, the suspect’s on a yacht out late

Dropped my badge overboard, now I’m diving with crabs
Found a wallet, but it’s mine — and it’s covered in scabs
Harbor Patrol radio got a disco beat glitch
Now the crew moonwalking while the killer just dips

Background Vocals:
"We’re supposed to be catching a killer…"



Catching the bay harbor butcher!


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[Bridge – Funk Breakdown]
(Bass solo, funky slap)
🎵 “Boat drift, sun lift, seagull on the mic — squawk!” 🎵
🎵 “Harbor life, so nice, forgot the whole case file tonight” 🎵


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[Final Hook – Big Funk Energy]
We on that Harbor Patrol hustle (uh!)
Rod in my hand, got the seashell muscle (yeah!)
Snap a selfie with the ocean flex (cheese!)
Supposed to find a killer, but we just playin’ deck (cards!)

Background Vocals (fade out):
"We’re supposed to be catching a killer…"
(seagull noises, ocean waves, laughter)

Ad-lib (last echo):

Catching the bay harbor butcher!